THE BLACK SWEARING JEDI
MADDONA AND CHILD VS. FLIM
Enchancing and beefing up an MTV I did a few years back,Selina opens the door and sits beside me.
She then grabs the DVD that Cess told me to throw away.
SELINA: “ PHLAY..SAWT PAKKHHH! “
I ignore her.
SELINA: ‘ PHLAY SAWT PAKKKHHHH! “
FLIM: “ NO! Your Mother said , NO MORE SAWT PAKKHHH!SO NO MORE SAWT PAKHHHHH! “
SELINA: “ PHLAY SAWT PAKKKKHHH! “
FLIM: “ Tell you what. Im going to get……
I scan the DVD HOLDING PENS.
FLIM: “ How about PIGLET’S BIG MOVIE? “
SELINA: “ PHLAY SAWT PAKKKHHH! “
She begins to get irritated.
SELINA: “ PHLAY SAWT PAKKKHHH! “
FLIM: “Im not going to play SAWT PAKKKHHH anymore! You’re turning into a little swearing machine! I didn’t start swearing until I was seven.You’re barely three years and you cuss like an OLD WOMAN! NO! NO! NO! “
SELINA: “ WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!! “
FLIM: “ You’re not going to manipulate me as easy as that! Cry all you want . IM not going to play it. Just listen to south pacific. That’s the closes south you’re going to get! “
SELINA: “ WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!
I continue ignoring her as I create a minature set of HELL.
Five minutes later Selina conjures up a more horrific Hell than I could ever make
SELINA: “ WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!
FLIM: ‘ WHAT DO YOU WANT? “ ( The dumbest question I have ever asked all week.)
SELINA: “ PHLAY SAWT PAKKKHHH! “
FLIM: ” ALLRIGHT! ALL RIGHT! SAWT PAWK IT IS! BUT NO MORE DADDEE.DADDEE PLAY SAWT PAK! MOMME SOUTH PAWKS DADDE’S HEAD! “
I placed the disc inside and within a span of a few seconds all hell broke loose.
TV: “ FUCKER! FUCKER! SHUT YOUR FACE UNCLE FUCKER!”
Cess storms into the room and launches a left hook that connects on the right side of my head. The blow unbalances me but I was able to do a nerve pinch on her strenum, which imobolizes her for half a sec. Enough for me to back down , to elude any more blows from my vicous attacker.
Selina is oblivious to the melle as she claps her hand with joy.
SELINA: “ LOOKKK MOMMMEEEEE ITS... FUCKER! “
