Wednesday, September 24, 2003


It’s been almost a week and the steadicam hasn’t been assembled yet or taken out from the box. Too busy writing the 2nd act of the script. And then editing and polishing the scripts of my students for the planned graphic novel. And trying to contact some printers. Thanks to Carl for referring decent printers.

Gosh I must be really getting old. I remember when I get a new toy, I just can’t sleep till I opened them and played scrutinized and read and re-read the instruction manual and finally succumbing to a deep slumber with my arms draped around my new lover.

It happened with my super 8, 16 mm and DIGITAL cameras! It happened with my DVD player, my cyber street fighter motorcycle, and my toy collection.

I read the forewards of my graphic novels before the whole thing, a form of literary foreplay. Building up an appetite for the long haul as they say.

But now…I’m just too plain busy to even open them from the box.

It happened with my MANFROTTO TRIPODS, now it’s happening with the STEADICAM. The fact that they are somewhere inside the room is enough with me.

I just have too many on my plate right now.

Aside from the writings, I still have four classes to teach. All women. Quite a handful at times. One lone MALE lost in a sea of femininity.

Then there’s the remastering of the music video and this new project.

I don’t even have time to watch the TAKEN boxed set nor the SIMPSON’S 3RD SEASON SET.

But I do have time to slip in some new dvds for selina.

I tested the BEAVIS AND BUTTHEAD COMPILATION DISCand true to form, Selina loved it. Now I'm realy concerned. It seems that she got more of my sensibilties than Cess.

Cess has the WALT DISNEY, SOUND OF MUSIC,FRIENDS( TERRIBLY YUCKY TV SERIES)general patronage taste. My sensibility? It's not the type that can sit quietly while FRIENDS is playing.

One time I played ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW and Selina danced THE TIME WARPI didnt find it strange at first. Children love musicals.But when she fast forwarded and chewed the SOUND OF MUSIC DVD that's when I became suspicious!

The only Disney movie that she can still enjoy is THE LITTLE MERMAID.But then again her favorite song is

Les poissons, les poissons
How I love les poissons
Love to chop and to serve little fish
First I cut off their heads
Then I pull out their bones
Ah mes oui, savez toujours delice


At least I haven't heard any swearing stories this week.

Tuesday, September 16, 2003


GLIDING THE SKY

YEEHAWWWWWWW!!!!! A new weapon to add to my arsenal!
I got this tuesday evening. This very expensive package costs a hefty sum and now it’s within my hands! It’s partial payment for a film script I’m writing for my old friend and fellow filmmaker, GI JOE

I have never written a film script for anyone. I basically write for myself. But Joe and I have been helping each other out thru the years. He did most of the intricate sound designs in my works back then when the term digital was just applied to musical scoring and MIDI was in the “ IN “ term.

I on the other hand acted in his films. Usually playing a villain.( Figures doesn’t it? )
Most of the time I enjoyed it but there was a time I was hanging 70 feet above a cavern lake. With no safety rope, I was clinging with my bare hands and had to climb thru a jagged wall while carrying a backpack filled with rocks. After huffing and puffing my way on top.

JOE: “ Ok let’s do another take! “

Oh yeah easy for him to say. I have to do the climbing down and then hanging by my bare hands routine. So I go down and I clench my teeth and hold on to dear life.

FLIM: “ READY WHEN YOU ARE! “

JOE: “ Wait I have to meter the light.

And Stands up over the edge and takes his sweet time taking light meter readings
while I hanged on to dear life.

FLIM: “ Well? “

JOE: “ Wait….5.6…uhm foot candles…hmmm lets…

I tried to find a notch in the rock to cleave my booths on. But the damn wall is just too slippery.

FLIM: ”BETTER HURRY…I’…”

JOE:” OK ! ACTION! “

I climbed again and this time my face had this determined look, Of course I had a determined look. I was determined not to fall into the lake below with its dark waters filled with BAT GUANO…Or at least that’s what I hoped it was.

JOE:” Ok..lets do another take.”

I just stood there and looked at him.

JOE: “ This time I want you to have this determined look.

FLIM: “ I already have a determined look.”

JOE: “ Well let’s have a more determined look.”

We were both directors but it was his film and that means he is the captain and all I could do is to obey. I just hoped that they can recover and identify what’s left of me when I do slip.

After the ninth take, he must have seen my most determined look because he said that it was perfect!

Another notable moment was when we were shooting my fight scene. He said that it was my big moment.

JOE: “ Ok we are going put squibs all over you and then when I
say action….”

FLIM: “ WAIT!WAIT!WAIT! SQUIBS? You mean as in
pyrothecnics Is this going to hurt? “

JOE: “ I don’t know . I haven’t tried it myself.”

FLIM: “ Are you going to give me a signal when they will detonate? “

JOE: “ I don’t think I should. I want you get surprised when you get hit so…when they do explode …you’d be surprised.”

FLIM: “ That’s very STANISSLAVSKY! BUT ISNT THOSE
THINGS
DANGEROUS?

I read that certain squibs exploded inward instead of outward and that they can burn you with the flashes.never thought that I was going to be at the recieving end of a squib.But hey, this is Joe. The guy who patiently layered 12 overlapping tracks for my short film opus. The sound was so good that in the CYBERPUNK film showing in Japan, the audience thought that it was a 35 mm film despite the fact that it was only in super 8.

FLIM: “ What the hell , let’s do it! “

He yelled action, gun squibs exploded all over the place and before I knew it , I collapsed with a heap of blood on me.

JOE: “ That was great! “

I’ll tell more stories about our collaborations next time. But for the moment let me rave about the steadicam system that I now have.

Initially I wasn’t so keen on getting one. I really favour the hand held, catch the moment, fly by the handle type of shooting style that is the hall mark of the documentary and cinema verite style. Im not referring to the supposed “ crazy shots” that cameramen in local noon time shows and the Philippine mtv chapter are so fond of doing. Their version of the hand held shot is way too blatant and obvious. Does not carry the marks of a true hand held shot.

So there was Joe trying to convince me to get the Steadicam gizmo.

JOE: ” You have to get one. Specially you ,( he was referring to my penchant for intricate camera moves and complicated shots! ) I can now imagine what shots you would be doing .

The irony of it all was , I spent huge amounts of time doing fluid and steady shots that seemed like it was shot using a steadicam during my early films. But in the latter ones I wanted a more unrestrained look. A more spontaneous look.

Getting a steadicam was the furthest thing from my mind.

Then one day we were on the phone discussing our individual projects. He told me about a movie script that he was developing for filming.

He then offered me to write the screenplay.

Imbue the story with my black humour.

Be glad to help, I said.

In two days I had the first act. He loved it!

I wasn’t expecting anything. So I was pleasantly surprised when he informed me that he ordered the Steadicam as a down payment for my fee as a writer.

GETTING a Steadicam is the furthest thing from my mind.

NOW I HAVE IT!
I WONDER WHAT SHOTS I WOULD DO? AND I'M GIDDY AS A SCHOOL BOY.CINEMA VERITE BE DAMNED!( for the time being
at least)





Friday, September 12, 2003


THE BLACK SWEARING JEDI

MADDONA AND CHILD VS. FLIM

Enchancing and beefing up an MTV I did a few years back,Selina opens the door and sits beside me.

She then grabs the DVD that Cess told me to throw away.

SELINA: “ PHLAY..SAWT PAKKHHH! “

I ignore her.

SELINA: ‘ PHLAY SAWT PAKKKHHHH! “

FLIM: “ NO! Your Mother said , NO MORE SAWT PAKKHHH!SO NO MORE SAWT PAKHHHHH! “

SELINA: “ PHLAY SAWT PAKKKKHHH! “

FLIM: “ Tell you what. Im going to get……

I scan the DVD HOLDING PENS.

FLIM: “ How about PIGLET’S BIG MOVIE? “

SELINA: “ PHLAY SAWT PAKKKHHH! “

She begins to get irritated.

SELINA: “ PHLAY SAWT PAKKKHHH! “

FLIM: “Im not going to play SAWT PAKKKHHH anymore! You’re turning into a little swearing machine! I didn’t start swearing until I was seven.You’re barely three years and you cuss like an OLD WOMAN! NO! NO! NO! “

SELINA: “ WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!! “

FLIM: “ You’re not going to manipulate me as easy as that! Cry all you want . IM not going to play it. Just listen to south pacific. That’s the closes south you’re going to get! “

SELINA: “ WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!

I continue ignoring her as I create a minature set of HELL.

Five minutes later Selina conjures up a more horrific Hell than I could ever make

SELINA: “ WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!

FLIM: ‘ WHAT DO YOU WANT? “ ( The dumbest question I have ever asked all week.)

SELINA: “ PHLAY SAWT PAKKKHHH! “

FLIM: ” ALLRIGHT! ALL RIGHT! SAWT PAWK IT IS! BUT NO MORE DADDEE.DADDEE PLAY SAWT PAK! MOMME SOUTH PAWKS DADDE’S HEAD! “

I placed the disc inside and within a span of a few seconds all hell broke loose.

TV: “ FUCKER! FUCKER! SHUT YOUR FACE UNCLE FUCKER!”

Cess storms into the room and launches a left hook that connects on the right side of my head. The blow unbalances me but I was able to do a nerve pinch on her strenum, which imobolizes her for half a sec. Enough for me to back down , to elude any more blows from my vicous attacker.

Selina is oblivious to the melle as she claps her hand with joy.


SELINA: “ LOOKKK MOMMMEEEEE ITS... FUCKER! “

Saturday, September 06, 2003

MADDONA AND CHILD MOMMENT 2

CESS:SEE? SEE? I TOLD YOU NOT TO LET HER WATCH THAT CARTOON? NOW LOOK AT HER! SHE’S ALREADY SWEARING! I KNEW IT! I KNEW IT!

FLIM: “ What can I do? I slip in SOUTH PACIFIC, she ejects it! I put in SOUND OF MUSIC, she EJECTS IT! SNOW WHITE,EJECT! EJECT!She loves putting in SOUTH PARK!”

CESS: “ How is she going to get in a decent school when she cusses like that. She’s going to be branded a problem child wherever she goes.”

FLIM: “ NAHH…the way I see it, she only has a head start over those other kids! “

Wednesday, September 03, 2003


MADDONA AND CHILD MOMMENT

Selina came into the bedroom last Saturday morning.

CESS: “ Hi cutie. Say hello to Mommy.”

Selina smiles and embraces Cess.But she doesnt say anything.

CESS: " Come on...say,hello Mommy."

SELINA:SUCK!!!!!!”

CESS:“NOEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!