The funny thing when you're rushing and trying to finish your work and your concepts and ideas are all jelling together seamlessly but there isn’t much time...the universe would look down and say.." LETS MAKE it MORE INTERESTING!

So the first thing that happens is POWER FAILURE! I'm not talking about one that would take out the entire city. Just your neighborhood. In fact three blocks!

Now the thing is ...I have foreseen that card. That’s why I invested in SURGE PROTECTORS and BACKUPS. So I get hit by the power failure. No problem. Switch in the back up power supplies.

Thinking that it would only last for a couple of minutes you sit down and enjoy the darkness and tap your fingers.

After the two thousandth tap you realize...that the universe is not only holding on to its cards close to its chest. Its playing for time. And as the minutes rolled by and start piling up to become hours...You hear the audible beeping of the power back ups slowly getting faster ...and then the imminent....BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!

AND COMPLETE SHUTDOWN!

Ok I lost and the universe wins. What do I do? I leave the table and lie down on the bed. Reassigned to the fact that you did everything and just hope the next morning that you were able to save the data that you were working on before...

So you start working again.

This time you get nailed with a virus.

And its no ordinary virus. Its a virus that gets into and messes up your anti-virus and prevents you from accesing any on line anti-virus sites. Then it disables your firewall.

So kicking and screaming you take out the pc and start the long climb down to Calvary. In the shop you are told that the best way to deal with it is to reformat!

And you do! After three hours of installing which is the real bitchy part about reformatting you go home. Faster than a Japanese could ejaculate. You got the virus again!

And since the warranty of the repair covers a year. YOU HAUL THE DAMN BITCH AGAIN THE FOLLOWING MORNING!

I thought the AVG anti virus which is free and downloadable was going to be enough.
But I was told that it was free! And a free anti-virus wont protect you or is not capable of protecting you 100 hundred percent.

I don’t know why the local and foreign government is so lax when it comes to dealing with THE SICK FUCKS WHO MAKE THESE VIRUSES! BUT IF IM ELECTED INTO ANY GOVERNMENT POSITION THE FIRST THING IM GOING TO WORK ON IS TO PASS A LAW TO HAVE THEM SUMMARILY EXECUTED ON LIVE PUBLIC ACESS TV. After they have been castrated and their balls fed to the pets of people whose lives they have screwed up with.

I remember a few years ago when some geek I knew read in the papers that the guy who made this virus, which screwed up a lot of pcs, was a Filipino. And he said that he found that is cool. That a Filipino can create a virus that was world renown.

And I remember telling that IDIOT, THAT It was that kind of thinking, THAT FUCKS UP The WORLD!

Yeah be cool and popular by doing something that's destructive. Oh sure its cool to disrupt a multi-media conglomerate by hacking or corrupting their data system. OH yeah they can afford to have a system reformat and they have a squad of computer geeks whose job it was to do those kinds of things. But what about the average Joe. The one who just works on his pc to finish the work he wasn’t able to do in the office because he wanted to spend some quality time with the kids and would rather work home and see them play than in the office where pc nerds and mutants rule.

Then the virus destroys that data!

Or what about the housewife who does her budget on her computer…then WHAMMO!

I told that idiot that that SHIT HEAD virus making fuck HEAD! Should have gotten the electric chair!

He should have been made to walk in between two lines of all the people whose pcs were infected. Of course, they are all armed with wooden bats and steel pipes.

I told that idiot that he is probably the same type of person who thinks DRUG PUSHERS are cool! Yes idolize and emulate these fucking criminals! Because that’s what they are!

At least the original drug pusher is trying to make a living. I mean selling drugs out in the streets is not a thing that a person who thinks that it’s cool to be a drug pusher would do

Dealing with six year old kids and dirty cops would be too ‘ UNCOOL for them.

These poseurs would be found in warehouse parties and some street event organized by some popular telecom company.

Same thing applies to these virus makers!

In a party they ‘d say, “ YEAH I was the one who made that WORM that screwed up the computers on the western coast…yeah that’ s me.”

And those in attendance would nod their heads and say collectively,

‘ WOW that’s cool! “

Of course the anti-virus companies have a thing to say about this. When a hacker or virus maker is caught the first thing that happens is that he is imprisoned for a short time. And for him that’s the cool period. His face would be on the papers and his friends and neighbors would say “ WOW that’s cool”

Then the anti virus people would come in and offer him lucrative contract. Of course they need this fuck! Anti virus companies would be nothing without these guys! What’s to protect our pcs from without any viruses?

See the hackers and the virus makers wont propagate without the generous patronage of the anti-virus companies.

You can’t touch the virus makers just yet… but we can screw the anti-virus companies. Don’t buy their legal software…Read in between the dots!