TSUNAMMI WARNING DEVICE
The president did it again. Now she wants an early tsunami-warning device installed. She can’t even have the roads fix and the flood situation that happens almost every time it rains; now she wants a tsunami-warning device?

CESS: “ What’s the use of having it? When the Philippines is so small. The tsunami would just wash us away! “

FLIM: “ What do you mean? We’re far from the coastline aren’t we? “

CESS: “ Read the papers. The waters crossed several hundred miles in land! If a tsunami hits us… we’ll be engulfed! Why would she want an early warning device? So we can have a few hours to contemplate our deaths? “

FLIM: “ You totally miss the point! The warning device is for her so she can bolt out of the office and save her neck via helicopter or something!