I checked out the remodeling on the house we were going to live in. As I staggered amongst the construction materials, I had the urge to go take a leak. I stepped on one of the hollow blocks and it broke in two.
SHIT! DON’T TELL ME I GOT FATTER! THAT’S INCONCIEVABLE! Made a mental note to really go on a diet but suddenly I thought…
I then grabbed another hollow block and held it with both hands.
And I squeezed.
It crumbled into tiny fragments.
I have become..NIETSCHE’S WET DREAM!
I AM THE UBERSCMETZ!
And we have a very big problem!
Monday, May 29, 2006
CECILE: “My bathroom will be in different shades of green. I love green. Green is relaxing. And I would have small areas of white. It will enhance the green. What do you think? “
FLIM: “It’s your bathroom.”
CECILE: “And the master’s bedroom is going to be in a darker shade of green. With white accents.”
FLIM:”Kinda like the Amazon basin.”
CECILE: “And your work area and viewing room WILL be in dark blue. Then some light brown wood furnishing.”
FLIM:” Hmmm sounds very cosmopolitan.”
CECILE: “and your bathroom color will be….
FLIM:” BLACK! “
CECILE: “A black bathroom? That’s strange.”
FLIM: “I want it all in black! “
CECILE: “Why? “
FLIM: “So my crap would stand out like an asteroid floating in the deep sea of space. Then when I flush it would get sucked in by this black hole.”
CECILE: “You’re really sick.”
FLIM: “Nah, my aunt has a black bathroom and black dressing room. Saw it when I was a kid and it was so pristine and looked very solemn. Never did see a bathroom like that ever again. I believe that a bathroom should be like that. It should be solemn like a church.
Taking a crap is like a religious experience and should be done in hollowed ground. So yes I will have my bathroom in black. Black toilet seats and a black bathtub.”
CECILE: “ No the bathtub should be white. There should be accents.Something totally black is going to be dull. Even your motorcycle isn’t all black. It has accents.”
FLIM: “ DAMN WOMAN, you are right. It does have silver accents. So let it be written and so let it be done! “
FLIM: “It’s your bathroom.”
CECILE: “And the master’s bedroom is going to be in a darker shade of green. With white accents.”
FLIM:”Kinda like the Amazon basin.”
CECILE: “And your work area and viewing room WILL be in dark blue. Then some light brown wood furnishing.”
FLIM:” Hmmm sounds very cosmopolitan.”
CECILE: “and your bathroom color will be….
FLIM:” BLACK! “
CECILE: “A black bathroom? That’s strange.”
FLIM: “I want it all in black! “
CECILE: “Why? “
FLIM: “So my crap would stand out like an asteroid floating in the deep sea of space. Then when I flush it would get sucked in by this black hole.”
CECILE: “You’re really sick.”
FLIM: “Nah, my aunt has a black bathroom and black dressing room. Saw it when I was a kid and it was so pristine and looked very solemn. Never did see a bathroom like that ever again. I believe that a bathroom should be like that. It should be solemn like a church.
Taking a crap is like a religious experience and should be done in hollowed ground. So yes I will have my bathroom in black. Black toilet seats and a black bathtub.”
CECILE: “ No the bathtub should be white. There should be accents.Something totally black is going to be dull. Even your motorcycle isn’t all black. It has accents.”
FLIM: “ DAMN WOMAN, you are right. It does have silver accents. So let it be written and so let it be done! “
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