I checked out the remodeling on the house we were going to live in. As I staggered amongst the construction materials, I had the urge to go take a leak. I stepped on one of the hollow blocks and it broke in two.

SHIT! DON’T TELL ME I GOT FATTER! THAT’S INCONCIEVABLE! Made a mental note to really go on a diet but suddenly I thought…

I then grabbed another hollow block and held it with both hands.

And I squeezed.

It crumbled into tiny fragments.

I have become..NIETSCHE’S WET DREAM!

I AM THE UBERSCMETZ!

And we have a very big problem!