Monday, May 29, 2006

CECILE: “My bathroom will be in different shades of green. I love green. Green is relaxing. And I would have small areas of white. It will enhance the green. What do you think? “

FLIM: “It’s your bathroom.”

CECILE: “And the master’s bedroom is going to be in a darker shade of green. With white accents.”

FLIM:”Kinda like the Amazon basin.”

CECILE: “And your work area and viewing room WILL be in dark blue. Then some light brown wood furnishing.”

FLIM:” Hmmm sounds very cosmopolitan.”

CECILE: “and your bathroom color will be….

FLIM:” BLACK! “

CECILE: “A black bathroom? That’s strange.”

FLIM: “I want it all in black! “

CECILE: “Why? “

FLIM: “So my crap would stand out like an asteroid floating in the deep sea of space. Then when I flush it would get sucked in by this black hole.”


CECILE: “You’re really sick.”

FLIM: “Nah, my aunt has a black bathroom and black dressing room. Saw it when I was a kid and it was so pristine and looked very solemn. Never did see a bathroom like that ever again. I believe that a bathroom should be like that. It should be solemn like a church.

Taking a crap is like a religious experience and should be done in hollowed ground. So yes I will have my bathroom in black. Black toilet seats and a black bathtub.”

CECILE: “ No the bathtub should be white. There should be accents.Something totally black is going to be dull. Even your motorcycle isn’t all black. It has accents.”

FLIM: “ DAMN WOMAN, you are right. It does have silver accents. So let it be written and so let it be done! “