TIMING

While everybody slept, they proclaimed her, like a thief in the night. They had to do it in stealth. What does that say? Does that sound like somebody who won fair and square?
If I won…I wouldn’t have my proclamation in the wee hours of the morning. The only ones who are awake are those that are planning or doing NEFARIOUS DEEDS! I would have it in the middle of the day. Sometime before lunch. Having it afterwards, you lose about 30 percent of your viewers because of the siesta habit we appropriated from our Spanish conquerors. I would have it proclaimed thru the four corners of the archipelago that I won! THAT I AM NOW SOLE MASTER OF THE ISLANDS! THAT YOU IDIOTS WOULD BOW DOWN BEFORE ME!

You don’t tip toe your way to the Presidency. I can see her advisors, some of them wearing polka dot pajamas and teddy bear bathrobes. Surrounding her and mouthing off tips!
“ My advise to you, MR PRESIDENT is to have it around 3 AM. In that way you wont have howls of protest. The opposition would still be snoring and drooling on their pillows. By the time they read the papers while having their scrambled eggs and black coffee, they will be too lethargic to reply. They’d just shake it off as “CEST LA VIE.”

Now in the afternoon as the weight of their defeat sinks in. We come up with a unity plan and give them some choice appointments. They would be grateful and would shut up and slowly but surely we’d have them eating out of our hands. But the first step is the timing!

But remember not after lunch! They would be sleeping and digesting and that’s not a very good time to give them this whooper. Oh no. Must be after they wake up. Then they would be more susceptible to …dare I say it, suggestions? “

They did it while we all slept. But they could have done it in the middle of the day and we would have done nothing about it. Even when we are awake… we’re still ASLEEP!!!!

She has just been proclaimed and now our electrical rates are about to shot up! She made a deal with the devil and the piper has come to collect! What did you expect? How did she get that second rate anchor man to become her running mate without his mother company who conveniently owns the ELECTRIC COMPANY giving its blessing. OF COURSE SHE ‘S GOING TO PAY! BUT THE PROBLEM IS SHE’S NOT THE ONE DOING THE PAYING, WE ARE!

In this mornings paper she claims that she had no idea that the electrical rates would be raised. OF COURSE SHE WOULD CLAIM THAT! SHE RAN UNDER THE SLOGAN AND PROMISE THAT THE ELECTRIC RATES WOULD GO DOWN! AND HOW ON EARTH COULD SHE CLAIM THAT WHEN HER MAIN SUPPORTERS ARE THE FAMILY WHO OWNS THE ELCTRIC COMPANY!

And get this; the government would be spending 5 MILLION PESOS for her inauguration. 5 MILLION! WHY DO YOU HAVE TO SPEND THAT MUCH FOR
INAGURATING A PRESIDENT? AND THEN THEY THINK OF NEW WAYS TO TAX US BECAUSE THE GOVERNMENT DOESN’T HAVE ANY MONEY!

SO ON THE LEFT WE HAVE HER NEFARIOUS PARTNERS (THE ELECTRIC COMPANY and the family that owns it) who are already raising the rates as part of their war spoils and we have the government under her who would use public funds to GLORIFY her.

WHAT DO YOU CALL THAT??????